Not really how I imagined the second coming pic.twitter.com/dFQe1AlD5l— Add your name (@Sturrfridge) January 14, 2017
My peanut butter jar was like "best before Nov 2016" and it's like weren't we all?— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 18, 2017
My cat just sat on my To Do List dry erase board and erased half the things. That wasn't very helpful.— Kristen (@Kristen8108) January 27, 2017
This vending machine is all of us starting 2017 pic.twitter.com/EJ6LwcELMQ— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) January 3, 2017
@mcaro05 did I do this right? pic.twitter.com/F3arvoPLv9— Dean Padre Simmer (@mojodean) February 3, 2017
Me jumping to conclusions pic.twitter.com/5FGBQG8hIz— FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) February 6, 2017
In other news it's about to be like The Hunger Games for these @ladygaga tickets this morning— jason brown ☕️🎄 (@_JasonBrown21) February 20, 2017
Spoiler alert: I'm Katniss Everdeen, bitches
me every time I'm forced to do something pic.twitter.com/Ag7QXDywsO— Kardashian Reactions (@KardashianReact) February 25, 2017
Post-buffet feeling. pic.twitter.com/b8hM6ff6q0— Kristen (@Kristen8108) March 3, 2017
My dumbass thought that said Mario pic.twitter.com/sApV4uDDJH— memearchive (@memearchive) March 18, 2017
Ollie from napping peacefully on me to spazzing out in 10 seconds. Apparently he didn't appreciate me taking his photo. 🚫📷 😂 #Cats pic.twitter.com/KLJyMMKjpw— Kristen (@Kristen8108) March 26, 2017
Then why did y'all break up the band https://t.co/OYiOTlX846— saint nick denbow (@nickdenbow11) May 7, 2017
Homegirls just trynna eat her mac n cheese 😂 pic.twitter.com/fNCTqAkNck— LIL MISS SUNSHINE 🌞 (@Shanayynayyy_) May 20, 2017
I'm not everyone's cup of tea. Honestly, I don't even like tea. So, I get it 🌝— 💎 Lil Fatty 💎 (@meghantonjes) July 3, 2017
I don't know what I would do if I didn't have cheese, peanut butter, and avocado in my life— jason brown ☕️🎄 (@_JasonBrown21) July 7, 2017
I'm not even ready to buy a sandwich. pic.twitter.com/Kbk2HWTeR2— 💎 Lil Fatty 💎 (@meghantonjes) July 12, 2017
Check back in. Add it to your calendar. Send me your address for annual Christmas cards. https://t.co/9cLMJEaopx— 💎 Lil Fatty 💎 (@meghantonjes) July 13, 2017
"chris"— america's tweetheart (@kalehummus) July 17, 2017
i pine for him
but is hemsworth the wait?
i can't evans
unfortunate microphone placement @thedavidcook 😂 pic.twitter.com/HKg6JdXxSD— Jul (@tisJul) July 22, 2017
she took the midnight train going anywhere pic.twitter.com/9oxVuBZLId— ale🦕 (@oafale) August 6, 2017
he looks so embarrassed tell him hes beautiful https://t.co/neDrqACjcl— hannah (@tiredhan) August 13, 2017
I’ve been Simmering for almost 33 years and cannot confirm this. https://t.co/Tv9kSCJbXP— Dean Padre Simmer (@mojodean) August 28, 2017
I did what the fuck I did. pic.twitter.com/7PvoBH9MJd— 💎 Lil Fatty 💎 (@meghantonjes) August 30, 2017
I spend an inordinate amount of time per day wondering if Nicki Minaj would like me or not.— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) September 8, 2017
Her: “are we going to that thing tonight?”— Dean Padre Simmer (@mojodean) September 9, 2017
Me: *runs into other room and changes*
Still me: “sorry, we can’t.” *points to pjs I’m wearing*
The Samantha American Girl Doll seems like a bitch. Don't @ me.— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 13, 2017
— ⚡ (@2oo2grl) September 15, 2017
me on a bad day pic.twitter.com/CxTJcFuuMa— jesstive cheer! (@jesswithsleeves) September 20, 2017
catholic contestant: i'd like to buy 12 O's pic.twitter.com/M6tIcsPn7h— pope phteven (@PhuckinCody) October 2, 2017
SIS YOU BETTER NOT EVEN TRY TO ANNOUNCE A TOUR TODAY GIRL I DO NOT HAVE MY COINS TOGETHER YET YOU NEED TO CHILL— jason brown ☕️🎄 (@_JasonBrown21) October 10, 2017
Real G’s move in silence like lasagna https://t.co/wnHWPkZRuS— VICKYLOGAN (@victoriouslogan) November 15, 2017
And that's a wrap, folks!
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