2016 Tweets

Back my popular demand (and by popular, I mean I asked on Twitter if I should post this and my friend Julie responded with a YES!), here are my favorite Tweets this year.

This was a big year on Twitter and it is a big source of news and political chit chat. But I'm just going to post things that made me laugh. I hope they make you laugh, too.

When Nicki Minaj called one of the Teen Mom girls a Ding Bat:

Instead of dragging your mother, learn the difference between "you're" & "your",  ding bat

— NICKI MINAJ (@NICKIMINAJ) January 10, 2016

When my friend Lizz made this awesome pun:

real g's move in silence like lasagna

— lm (@lizZmilK) January 16, 2016

This relatable Tweet:

when u get that "r u here yet?" text but ur lowkey still at home eating shredded cheese outta the bag.

— Kristine H. Kowalski (@kiwisays) January 30, 2016

This beautiful moment from the Superbowl:

That kicked ass pic.twitter.com/BghWvTYJOo

— Ronnie 2K 2K17 (@Ronnie2K) February 8, 2016

When Taylor Swift expressed what we were all feeling during the Superbowl halftime show:

COLDPLAY
MARK RONSON
BRUNO MARS
BEYONCÉ
DANCE BATTLE
FIX YOU MONTAGE
JOYOUS FINALE
OH MY GOD IT WAS SO GOOD I FEEL LIKE I DREAMED IT

— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) February 8, 2016

My girl Melinda perfectly describing her love for coffee:

I feel like coffee cuddles me. I don't care if you think I'm weird. I most definitely whispered, "Happy Valentines Day," to my cup this am.

— Melinda Doolittle (@mdoolittle) February 14, 2016

My thoughts exactly:

there is nothing in life that sushi and a record player cant fix

— MacKenzie Bourg (@mackenziebourg) March 13, 2016

My friend Kristen being an adorable flower protector:

I might have just said this aloud: "No, little daffodils, don't bloom yet. There's snow in the forecast. You don't want to die."

— Kristen (@Kristen8108) April 1, 2016

My friend Dean who became a new parent this year:

TFW every time you hang with your friend, they drink too fast and puke on you, but then you remember your friend is your 7 week old son.

— Dean Padre Simmer (@mojodean) April 5, 2016

Kristen being the Kristen we all love:

I might have just said this aloud: "No, little daffodils, don't bloom yet. There's snow in the forecast. You don't want to die."

— Kristen (@Kristen8108) April 1, 2016

Leslie Jones being...Leslie Jones:

Welp...a bitch thought she could stay away. But who else is gonna live tweet Game of Thrones!!

— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) July 21, 2016

Meghan Tonjes and her sass:

Groundbreaking. https://t.co/twOwyqb6N2

— Meghan Tonjes (@meghantonjes) July 29, 2016

One of the many Olympics tweets that brought me joy:

With those glasses?
I'm pretty sure he can. pic.twitter.com/mbSdhfzeJ4

— Paul Cooper (@sound_coop) August 9, 2016

The adorable lovefest between Laurie and Beyonce:

omg pic.twitter.com/AzFN3SiUYt

— Laurie Hernandez ➶ (@lzhernandez02) August 29, 2016

Whole Foods People Watching:

watched a girl take a 'broken, do not use" sign off Whole Foods sliding door, take a pic w it over her heart, then walk into the broken door

— elijah daniel 🎄 (@elijahdaniel) September 23, 2016

Mamrie Hart and I share a love for Trader Joe's:

Just gasped from excitement while reading about new items in the Trader Joe's Fearless Flyer newsletter. Someone come check me for a pulse.

— mamrie hart (@mametown) September 28, 2016

Once again, Leslie Jones being Leslie Jones:

Ok y'all killing me now! His ass is like my favorite honey bun warmed in the microwave! I just treasure every bite! (Wipes away saliva) pic.twitter.com/zxtwaF9BBA

— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) October 30, 2016

I actually almost choked laughing at this one:

why my cinnamon role look like ET
bus a nut pic.twitter.com/P5osKaQcwc

— JJ (@scheffyy) November 16, 2016

Christmas carol truth bomb:

"Tender and mild" is a great way to describe chicken and a TERRIBLE way to describe a holy infant.

— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) December 7, 2016

And that's a wrap, folks!